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ID: 519b3  No.7040[Last 50 Posts]

Nearing bump limit on last thread. Also Dan is treating this as part 4, so the last 3 images were part 3. How about that.

ID: 5f62a  No.7055

File: 1473303908230.png (187.57 KB, 620x918, 1473302278-20160907S3_027.png)

I guess it does help that Elliot is also a girl's name.

ID: d9921  No.7057

ID: 519b3  No.7058

File: 1473335543364.png (81.37 KB, 850x306, 1473322782-np20160907-Esca….png)

And now a catalina/rhoda arc for a change.

ID: 5f62a  No.7061

File: 1473415310997.png (180.66 KB, 620x918, 1473407509-20160909S3_028.png)

Mr. Sensible saves the day.

ID: 5f62a  No.7066

File: 1473453417733.png (320.33 KB, 1024x576, special_sunscreen_by_dansh….png)

SPF Sexy

ID: 5f62a  No.7067

File: 1473456414706.png (75.9 KB, 850x306, 1473454756-np20160909-Esca….png)

Would you make food bigger than give it to someone else to make them bigger?

ID: 5f62a  No.7083

File: 1473673699326.png (165.85 KB, 620x918, 1473660494-20160912S3_029.png)

Yeah, idiot, get your priorities together.

ID: 519b3  No.7088

File: 1473747024693.png (92.69 KB, 850x306, 1473716618-np20160912-Esca….png)

Rhoda, forever cursed to re-enact puberty over and over.

ID: 519b3  No.7092

File: 1473860384463.png (186.69 KB, 620x918, 1473825329-20160914S3_030.png)

When taken out of context, Dex seems like he unleashed an uncomfortable realization of himself in the form of sweat inducing bara-firemen.

But we all know that with context it's only him who is emitting heat…which still doesn't help.

ID: 519b3  No.7095

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ID: 519b3  No.7110

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ID: 519b3  No.7150

File: 1474350148718.png (164.78 KB, 620x918, 1474334558-20160919S3_032.png)

No voltaire, it is the same thing. Seriously, it's the same reason a man doesn't get in between a fight between 2 chicks: The free for all would endanger the vicinity and most likely public property.

ID: 5f62a  No.7151

Yeah, This guy is established as a liar so I'm not believing that he's done trying to get Elliot killed.

ID: 519b3  No.7152


It's also possible he didn't actually do the whole dex debacle and is just taking credit for Pandora's handiwork.

ID: 5f62a  No.7153

Yeah, and how do you even do 2 out of 3 if you die when you lose?

ID: 519b3  No.7156

File: 1474460632423.png (133.25 KB, 620x918, 1474438006-20160921S3_033.png)

We are pretty much at that point where he doesn't even need to be directly responsible for Elliot's death, the chain of events that will enfold will likely require him to be alive, in fact.

ID: 611dd  No.7165

Im just going to have his soul overwritten by a ghost of himself from another dimension. Not technically dead

ID: 519b3  No.7166


Oh is THAT what the shadow-ghost is (and his intent)? The whole time I thought he was trying to intercept Ellen's transform beam to become tangible, and proceed rip a hole in reality to return to his own.

ID: 5f62a  No.7167

I remember qhat he wanted was for the beam to pass through him into Elliot. I figured that was what he was trying to accomplish

ID: d9921  No.7172

now proceed to continuously try to harm them to the point of hospitalizing em instead

ID: 519b3  No.7174

File: 1474633112860.png (151.37 KB, 620x918, 1474598246-20160923S3_034.png)


Your assessment is looking more accurate with this.

It still allows him to harm elliot with his indirect means, but it'd only to serve to distract. Which is all he needs at this point really.

ID: 519b3  No.7193

File: 1474869799089.png (80.32 KB, 850x306, 1474663611-np20160923-Esca….png)

Oh boy this is going to be fun….

ID: 519b3  No.7194

File: 1474869817651.png (93.42 KB, 850x306, 1474867682-np20160926-Esca….png)

…I take that back.

ID: 519b3  No.7197

File: 1474928674562.png (169.54 KB, 620x918, 1474917021-20160926S3_035.png)

So it seems he is trying to change magic as well, perhaps he is aware of the ramifications too.

Though how he is eluding immortal law violation is beyond me.

ID: 5f62a  No.7201

Maybe he's planning to break it in a big way. One way that will really count.

ID: 519b3  No.7213

File: 1475073528932.png (174.99 KB, 620x918, 1475049421-20160928S3_036.png)

Well that certainly explains how the late Jerry influenced the current Jerry after he helped Ellen and crew.

ID: 5f62a  No.7223

File: 1475273297478.png (69.05 KB, 850x306, 1475203506-np20160930-Esca….png)

I wonder how I'd react to finding out that I suddenly have a tail.

ID: 5f62a  No.7224

File: 1475273341444.png (151.54 KB, 620x918, 1475216765-20160930S3_037.png)

Three ways to disaster.

ID: 5f62a  No.7235

File: 1475448842665.png (391.72 KB, 1280x720, tumblr_oefwagkod91v0psxyo7….png)

It's pinup time!

ID: 5f62a  No.7236

File: 1475448858238.png (283.05 KB, 689x918, tumblr_oefw7dpwa51v0psxyo1….png)

Sexy Mermaids

ID: 5f62a  No.7237

File: 1475448871400.png (392.33 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_oefw5q7g0E1v0psxyo1….png)

Fuzzy Nudity

ID: 5f62a  No.7238

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ID: 5f62a  No.7239

File: 1475448915712.png (210.07 KB, 516x918, tumblr_oefw2t5hku1v0psxyo1….png)

Sexygirl Tedd

ID: 5f62a  No.7240

File: 1475448935575.png (228.12 KB, 689x918, tumblr_oefw45DiK31v0psxyo1….png)

Undercover Sorority Demigod

ID: 5f62a  No.7241

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ID: 519b3  No.7246

File: 1475548263845.png (162.47 KB, 620x918, 1475529352-20161003S3_038.png)

ID: 519b3  No.7256

File: 1475685906190.png (153.55 KB, 620x968, 1475648220-announce_201610….png)

Is it weird that I'd rather see Susan's drama unfold with Elliot and Nanase instead of Ellen & Nanase?

ID: 9c735  No.7259


Honestly I kinda don't care about any of it? It's like… he's made it way more complex than it needs to be and at the same time way less complex but interesting than it could have been.

The theory of twins was interesting because it implied some sort of deeper past involved with these people. "lol Susan's dad is cheating scum" is both boring and yet leaves all these plot threads scattered around. The fact that the text actually seems to carry a note of disdain for the idea of the more interesting version of the story is sort of telling.

This reminds me of my experiences trying to watch Steven Universe. There's a lot of flailing and activity but not a lot is actually happening. It's frenetically dull.

ID: 5f62a  No.7263

It is annoyingly succinct. There's got to be more to it.

ID: 519b3  No.7281

File: 1476297851762.png (167.15 KB, 620x918, 1475860387-20161007S3_040.png)

Whew, we missed on a whole week of EGS apparently.

Explanation time for us then.

ID: 519b3  No.7282

File: 1476297917704.png (175.72 KB, 620x918, 1476077881-20161010S3_041.png)

It's akin to scraping a certain type of barnacle out of a dam really.

ID: 519b3  No.7283

File: 1476298007273.png (160.88 KB, 620x918, 1476246761-20161012S3_042.png)

I reckon she'd awaken after the amount of times she has to use that spell of hers to sponge all that excess magic.

But contingencies are always nice.

ID: 5f62a  No.7287

I think the implication is that if she doesn't practice her ability over time she won't be able to build up her power enough to use it. Like you don't start out with 50lb weights if your just starting strength training.

ID: 519b3  No.7288

File: 1476424741848.png (149.88 KB, 620x918, 1476417722-20161014S3_043.png)

I guess "Master" isn't formal enough.

ID: 5f62a  No.7290

She seems pretty stable lately. I wonder what's going on.

ID: 519b3  No.7291


I reckon her chaotic form is a state of mind. Now that her current plan has been thwarted by an intangible force instead of a mortal one, she has less reason to be creepy and more reason to be manipulative…just as immortals intended.

I also reckon Dan is making her seem more empathetic and stable now that there has been a shift in looming antagonists.

ID: 519b3  No.7305

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ID: 519b3  No.7308

File: 1476860900275.png (155.63 KB, 620x918, 1476855704-20161019S3_045.png)

He'll probably skip the 'experience' and go straight to analysis.

ID: c2847  No.7309

wait, in those last 2 panels, Sarah's breasts are bigger than Grace's, that's not right.

ID: 519b3  No.7327

File: 1477072892939.png (164.3 KB, 620x918, 1477034630-20161021S3_046.png)


Grace has the means to change her breast size amongst other things so it's one of those small details to miss if you do know of that.

It's just one of those things that comes with the ridiculous telling of this webcomic's favorite subject.

ID: 519b3  No.7337

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ID: 519b3  No.7382

File: 1477638195301.png (180.37 KB, 620x918, 1477536195-20161025S3_048.png)

Apologies, haven't been on the ball with updates lately.

ID: 519b3  No.7383

File: 1477638245218.png (175.09 KB, 620x918, 1477632271-20161028S3_049.png)

And shit just got even more weird.

ID: f6152  No.7384


She totes wants to bang Grace.

ID: 842bb  No.7385

Well well well, this is turning out more like the fanfic I started writing than I anticipated

ID: 519b3  No.7424

File: 1478157868601.png (162.42 KB, 620x918, 1478144939-20161102S3_051.png)

Because magic is like sex: The act is good but without protection you are probably going to contract something or make something swell with responsibility.

ID: 519b3  No.7438

File: 1478271114695.png (169.4 KB, 620x918, 1478267654-20161104S3_052.png)

So immortals and anyone who knows what's coming.

I would put my money on Voltaire knowing, provided he put his money on following a new lead instead of Elliot's cover story.

ID: 5f62a  No.7462

File: 1478607341302.png (160.55 KB, 620x918, 1478564824-20161107S3_053.png)

Updated super late but here we are.

ID: 5f62a  No.7463

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ID: 5f62a  No.7464

File: 1478607456292.png (835.36 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_og7b3nINi31v0psxyo1….png)

ID: 5f62a  No.7465

File: 1478607473876.png (183.22 KB, 689x918, tumblr_og7b9gcbv41v0psxyo1….png)

Casual Nudity

ID: 5f62a  No.7466

File: 1478607500636.png (724.54 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_og7b7cBFK01v0psxyo1….png)

and TF virus

ID: 5f62a  No.7467

also dan wrote a little story with this one:
>It was a gradual thing. At first, the very idea of being seen without clothing, or seeing anyone else without clothing, was enough to make Sarah blush and run out of the room.

>As more and more experiments with various wardrobe complications took place, however, Sarah became more and more accustomed to it.

>It eventually reached a point at which not only would she not care, but she’d forget she wasn’t wearing anything. On more than one occasion she started to leave Tedd’s house without her clothes, and on one particular occasion that Tedd has yet to make sense of, she arrived at his house as such, and never acknowledged the situation.

>Tedd has some concern that this all might be more a side effect of one of their experiments than a natural shift in personality, but he’s far too nervous to say anything.

ID: 519b3  No.7485

File: 1479158494358.png (157.73 KB, 620x918, 1479121078-20161114S3_055.png)

When good intentions have the opposite effect.

I'm pretty sure he'd of committed suicide if he went through with his plan, unknowing of this outcome. Of course, he could regress anyways after hearing this.

ID: edecc  No.7486


C'mon, I am sure he could live on without magic and gender bending shenanigans, right?

ID: 519b3  No.7552

File: 1479294948155.png (182.42 KB, 620x918, 1479279068-20161115S3_056.png)

Jeez that is one hell of a rape face.

ID: 56197  No.7555

So killing Elliot was a plan to make Tedd sad?

ID: 519b3  No.7556


Demoralize more like. Probably trying to recede him into his old shy self or somewhere along on that line. Of course knowing how convoluted immortal plots get he is probably trying to remove a very insightful piece off the chessboard, one that could possibly identify the abberation mage or the body stealer when they make their move on either Revan or Ellen/Elliot.

ID: 519b3  No.7575

File: 1479506386137.png (162.99 KB, 620x918, 1479459672-20161118S3_057.png)

When all else fails, Care Bears.

Or MLP movie or something, I forget if they even did one of those yet with the current iteration of the franchise.

ID: f6152  No.7576


"There's gonna be boys at the party. Little boys can't watch something girly like My Little Pony!"

ID: 519b3  No.7581

File: 1479763350807.png (170.04 KB, 620x918, 1479721152-20161121S3_058.png)

Now see, THIS would of been the most appropriate friday comic Dan could of given us. The weekend cliffhanger over Susan's startling revelation that she had a near-sister this whole time.

And of course the daddy issues.

ID: 5f62a  No.7587

File: 1479988316709.png (170.44 KB, 620x918, 1479937666-20161123S3_059.png)

So, do you think she heard Vampire and just zoned out? Or just doesn't care that she might have a sister?

ID: 5f62a  No.7611

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ID: 5f62a  No.7612

File: 1480369335609.png (165.2 KB, 620x918, 1480319167-20161128S3_061.png)

That look in susan's face. fury and fear. Anger and revelation.

ID: 519b3  No.7613


Oh boy, the daddy issues arise at wednseday!

ID: f6152  No.7614


I can't believe we're gonna have to put up with months of this yet.

Fukkit I'm done.

ID: 519b3  No.7624

File: 1480491282397.png (156.79 KB, 620x918, 1480487323-20161128S3_062.png)


To be fair, he's been going through parts for this comic arc like cheap bubblegum. Chances are it'll either get wrapped up within like 2 months or it'll take backseat to the bigger issues that are presently going to assault the protagonists.

Besides, it was a long time coming anyways.

ID: 519b3  No.7637

File: 1480682590406.png (153.9 KB, 620x918, 1480660646-20161202S3_063.png)

Heh, leave it to Jerry to wing it.

ID: 519b3  No.7655

File: 1480920592896.png (162.17 KB, 620x918, 1480914609-20161205S3_064.png)

If you are curious about what that whole thing with Jerry was about, he was making sure his previous self didn't think otherwise on what's the best course on fulfilling his vow to Susan.

And yeah, I guess Ellen would have some experience with that emotion.

ID: 519b3  No.7668

File: 1481135341772.png (140.4 KB, 620x918, 1481093498-20161207S3_065.png)

To be fair it IS a scary prospect. Meeting a similar person who was possibly sired by the same figure who wronged your family. Not to mention her mothers' reaction should she be clued in on who exactly this person is.

It's kind of like when Martin Luther King and John F. Kennedy met, they weren't very attached to each other because they were so similar.

ID: 5f62a  No.7675

File: 1481195846766.png (523.77 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_ohupddFnIj1v0psxyo1….png)

Sarah had entered yet another time stop simulation, telling herself she was just going to use up some magic energy and exit the simulation. Before long, however, she was walking around and sampling other people’s simulated pizzas and sodas at the pizza restaurant.
Soon after that, a certain woman with a particular physique caught Sarah’s eye, and Sarah wondered how she might look with similar attributes. It occurred to Sarah that this simulation was all in her head, and she could experiment with many forms for herself without having to explain why to anyone else.

Sarah imagined up a mirror, and began to experiment. Many real minutes later, some other customers were wondering if Sarah had fallen asleep when she suddenly opened her eyes and started blushing.

ID: 519b3  No.7684

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ID: 519b3  No.7708

File: 1481578944555.png (152.33 KB, 620x918, 1481569326-20161212S3_067.png)

Trololololo ho ho ho ho ho!

ID: 5f62a  No.7711

"I'm not doing this because we might be related, I'm doing this because I want to"

ID: 519b3  No.7717

File: 1481696579976.png (126.08 KB, 620x918, 1481675726-20161214S3_068.png)

Of course she goes for flesh and blood to help resolve the matter.

Or I assume she will.

ID: 5cee9  No.7718


isn't the Lovecraftian monster dude going to attack this guy? Or is that another Adrian?

ID: 519b3  No.7721


Yep, he desires to take control of the closest thing he'll ever get to an immortal. Of course, he'd still be better off with the dimension lost mage when he materializes since he isn't bound to immortal law like Adrian is.

ID: 519b3  No.7730

File: 1481886319061.png (162.04 KB, 620x918, 1481871563-20161216S3_069.png)

Oh boy, first daddy issues now mommy issues.

ID: 5f62a  No.7736

File: 1482006668818.png (294.24 KB, 689x918, tumblr_oicj0hh55O1v0psxyo1….png)

"Heidi" and Sarah's Sister. Hotness

ID: 519b3  No.7741

File: 1482145540584.png (145.83 KB, 620x918, 1482133903-20161219S3_070.png)

Drama day, oh laa oh it's a drama~

ID: 519b3  No.7757

File: 1482310636923.png (166.62 KB, 620x918, 1482306819-20161221S3_071.png)

Sure he would of. But then, she'd never of been who she is now if he lived.

ID: 5f62a  No.7763

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ID: 519b3  No.7771

File: 1482520397593.png (107.18 KB, 620x968, 1482476489-announce_201612….png)

*sigh* Happy Holidays from El Goonish Shive.

ID: 685bb  No.7776


she's a bitch, so good for him

ID: 519b3  No.7812

File: 1482877916996.png (120.85 KB, 620x918, 1482854497-20161227S3_073.png)

Tuesday-thursday schedule this week. Only natural though, christmas just having passed.

ID: 519b3  No.7853

File: 1483053404268.png (146.03 KB, 620x918, 1483033979-20161228S3_074_….png)

Super Saiyan Rape-face!

ID: 5f62a  No.7857

Very "ohana means family" moment.

Also, if his "parents" created damien, do you think that he was "created" in a similar manner?

ID: 519b3  No.7887

File: 1483341752250.png (174.58 KB, 620x918, 1483340401-20170102S3_075.png)

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming. In the form of an immortal regaining a conscience long lost.

ID: 519b3  No.7909

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ID: 519b3  No.7915

File: 1483730495493.png (164.51 KB, 620x918, 1483683645-20170106S3_077.png)

Heh, if this ends up being a terrible realization on the next strip I'm going to refer to it as a 'Einhorn is a man' moment.


ID: 519b3  No.7922

File: 1483947037432.png (180.63 KB, 620x918, 1483933003-20170109S3_078.png)

Is the realization that an immortal that until recently fucks everything up is going to figure out what exactly Tedd is terrible enough for my previous remark to count?

Or how about the fact that Tedd is enough of a savant he'll probably end up like David Archer in result to what she finds out what he is and his purpose?

ID: 519b3  No.7946

File: 1484118067818.png (190.19 KB, 620x918, 1484108607-20170109S3_079.png)

Cut to team Diamond Bad guys.

Also it seems he grew a conscience ever since he dropped out on Pandora. Guess he doesn't want to be directly responsible to the casualties inflicted in the wake of his mortality being regained.

ID: 5f62a  No.7963

"empathy", right? Who needs it?

everyone. everyone needs it

ID: 519b3  No.7987

File: 1484284750908.png (149.96 KB, 620x918, 1484283548-20170113S3_080.png)

Now to not fall off the dresser when you return from your daydream.

ID: 5f62a  No.7988

unless she only got up on it in her daydream.

ID: 5f62a  No.7993

File: 1484424032425.png (556.05 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_ojs6l7BPDT1v0psxyo1….png)

Underboob. FOR SCIENCE!

ID: 519b3  No.8006

File: 1484553414279.png (161.22 KB, 620x918, 1484547958-20170116S3_081.png)

Misery is a contest.

ID: 5f62a  No.8008

Shit, I don't even remember what his cover story is.

ID: 519b3  No.8062


He doesn't either. That or Mr. Verres' plan is now defunct since Voltaire was spying on them.

ID: 519b3  No.8063

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Damn it, forgot to post the thing.

ID: fa4f5  No.8066

File: 1485086873797.png (228.33 KB, 689x918, 47d0bf70-8784-4689-ba10-aa….png)

Haha? Looks like size changing has its perks

ID: 519b3  No.8067

File: 1485153874776.png (162.75 KB, 620x918, 1485151242-20170123S3_083.png)

Dan having fun with emotions. That is the only purpose of this comic strip, otherwise it'd almost be as bad as goblins.

Shit, it better not get as emo as goblins.

ID: 5f62a  No.8072

File: 1485213059034.png (488.51 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_ok98zqaM191v0psxyo1….png)

Holy Butts!

ID: 519b3  No.8082

File: 1485340859983.png (184.86 KB, 620x918, 1485321768-20170125S3_084.png)

New sweater dress/hair.

ID: 1ae43  No.8086

File: 1485527906251.png (173.4 KB, 620x918, 1485503210-20170127S3_085.png)

Oh Teddy…

ID: 519b3  No.8087


So the choice is to either stay a boy and be feminine for fun/enjoyment…or be a girl and make it a part of life?

Obviously I think the first one is more interesting, but considering his reaction on the matter that you mostly seen with his dad I'd understand him choosing the second if it means satisfaction with one's self image.

ID: b33f5  No.8088

I believe a better characterization of the choice is "man who can turn into a girl sometime for fun" versus "woman who can turn into a man sometimes for fun". Making the choice to remain male as his base sex is not fundamentally different if he doesn't identify with either gender in particular.

ID: 519b3  No.8134

File: 1485774637311.png (174.77 KB, 620x918, 1485752543-20170130S3_086.png)

Well Elliot, it's because sex changes are imperfect when done surgically and magic is not yet widely known in your world.

Also there is some solidarity involved with gender, America did live in a society where at one point wearing breeches in public as a woman was open to scrutiny due in part to it's role in plays where cross-dressing was often done with women playing men's roles. When outside of the theater it was seen as a sign of being an aggressive woman, and men of the time would have none of that.

God now I feel like SJW filth spouting out that kind of knowledge.

ID: 519b3  No.8136


Addendum: This did not include horse riding, btw.

ID: 519b3  No.8161

File: 1485954812110.png (158.27 KB, 620x918, 1485938514-20170150S3_087_….png)

Hypocrisy, Sarah.

ID: bc3ca  No.8162

Well as long as she's not driving at the time she's perfectly fine.

ID: 519b3  No.8167

File: 1486122521086.png (110.03 KB, 620x918, 1486106352-20170203S3_088.png)

ID: 9c732  No.8170

If it weren't for the last comic, it would look like she was only wearing a towel in panel two.

ID: bc3ca  No.8172

I'd probably touch it.

ID: 519b3  No.8192

File: 1486394752762.png (161.77 KB, 620x918, 1486356835-20170206S3_089.png)


Guess she wasn't driving after all.

Also I forget, do they still go to high school or are they in college now?

ID: bc3ca  No.8193

They are seniors in high school now I believe.

ID: 519b3  No.8198

File: 1486570774523.png (212.85 KB, 620x918, 1486542200-20170208S3_090.png)

Is it still guy talk if one of them is going around as a girl?

ID: 519b3  No.8212

File: 1486769219542.png (193.23 KB, 620x918, 1486765402-20170210S3_091.png)

ID: f6152  No.8216

>Tedd is now delicious reverse trap

… Maybe I'll start reading again.

ID: b67f3  No.8221

Forward AND Reverse trap. So delicious whichever your preference.

ID: 84bc4  No.8224


It is bad I really what those two to just fuck?

ID: 519b3  No.8238

File: 1486970885321.png (190.87 KB, 620x918, 1486956968-20170213S3_092.png)


Well bromance has always been a thing. And I reckon sarah would probably enact it in her mind whether she'd ever admit it or not.

Though I'm pretty sure both of them pretty much push that too.

ID: 519b3  No.8240

File: 1487182042276.png (186.98 KB, 620x918, 1487141854-20170215S3_093.png)

The real shipping begins.

ID: 5f62a  No.8245

Guy love, between two guuuuuuuuyyyyys

ID: 519b3  No.8261

File: 1487633903501.png (157.79 KB, 620x918, 1487564040-20170220S3_094.png)

It could also change how cameras work while it is at it…but defiance against the magic machine is also nice.

ID: 5f62a  No.8267

File: 1487679665646.png (166.98 KB, 689x918, tumblr_olplkk5hvn1v0psxyo1….png)

now kiss

ID: 5f62a  No.8272

File: 1487760517629.png (155.61 KB, 620x918, 1487749890-20170220S3_095.png)

Last pannel, Hug or butt grabbing?

ID: 5f62a  No.8273

File: 1487931996830.png (156.63 KB, 620x918, 1487923204-20170240S3_096.png)

Yeah, may as well go with the least amount of paperwork.

ID: 519b3  No.8289

File: 1488189677875.png (186.37 KB, 620x918, 1488175438-20170270S3_097.png)

What's all this about sources?

ID: 5f62a  No.8291

Grace had a dream, and Sarah had an immortal tell her about it.

ID: 5f62a  No.8298

File: 1488283805213.png (324.62 KB, 1280x720, tumblr_om1ycjksja1v0psxyo6….png)


ID: 5f62a  No.8299

File: 1488283829918.png (193.08 KB, 516x918, tumblr_om2ef2co2A1v0psxyo2….png)

ID: 5f62a  No.8300

File: 1488283875272.png (128.34 KB, 516x918, tumblr_om2h0cJAcJ1v0psxyo1….png)

ID: 519b3  No.8309

File: 1488394739008.png (152.3 KB, 620x918, 1488357764-20170301S3_098.png)

So THAT is how buff the Assistant Director is under the suit. I wondered that a while back when I went through the entire comic like a freight train, didn't think he'd actually show us.

ID: 5f62a  No.8318

File: 1488543163458.png (181.96 KB, 620x918, 1488533081-20170303S3_099.png)

God I hope the twist is that they are twins.

ID: 519b3  No.8324

File: 1488784918460.png (182.21 KB, 620x918, 1488777068-20170306S3_100.png)

But of course that's possible, the real clincher is time between pregnancy periods which dictates this very scenario. 9 months is a generalization of when a kid is conceived, of which several factors play into the time they are born (as well as premature conception and outright still-birth).

ID: 5f62a  No.8325

My money is on Immortal Crib Swapping.

ID: 519b3  No.8347

File: 1488959946206.png (157.7 KB, 620x918, 1488945560-20170308S3_101.png)

What's wrong with being blunt?

ID: 5f62a  No.8348

Maybe it's not the camera but who she's on camera with.

ID: 519b3  No.8355

File: 1489131148531.png (157.75 KB, 620x918, 1489129140-20170308S3_102.png)

Y'know, for trying to consolidate the plot Dan sure is jumping to different parts of it in short bursts.

ID: f6152  No.8357

>I can't believe I was considering doing something that might offend tumblr!

And I'm out again.

ID: 30c7e  No.8359

Ugh, yeah. He's been hanging with a bad crowd, and it's gonna bite him,

ID: 519b3  No.8360


The concept of Benevolence, like Justice, is often blind.

Sometimes you just end up pleasing the wrong sort of people.

ID: 5f62a  No.8429

File: 1489402827192.png (144.35 KB, 620x918, 1489382987-20170313S3_103.png)

ID: 519b3  No.8471

File: 1489557302175.png (140.87 KB, 620x918, 1489544913-20170315S3_104.png)

I'm pretty sure that would be an even bigger disservice to him than just taking his power away.

His cheerleadra power really is the kind that is all about indulgence than it is about standing in the shadow of the power itself.

ID: 92139  No.8472

I read a thing about how noone would suspect that clark kent is superman because everyone knows that Superman is Kal'el and he has an ice fortress in the arctic. To suggest that he's superman is like saying that the guy in the mailroom that resembles Hulk Hogan really is Hulk Hogan. It might be a joke that no one has seen both at the same time, but no one would take it seriously.

ID: 519b3  No.8507

File: 1489732078375.png (161.24 KB, 620x918, 1489728788-20170317S3_105.png)

Ctrl + F motherfucker, USE IT.

As for the comments, eh. Feels a bit straw-manish.

ID: 087ea  No.8512

>Elliot banging Susan

I think I agree with that one.

ID: 519b3  No.8534

File: 1489991761176.png (176.43 KB, 620x918, 1489984498-20170320S3_106.png)

Yep. He has hung with a REALLY bad crowd if he's easily that offended over…being called a faggot for not banging Susan.

ID: 519b3  No.8545

File: 1490176432754.png (171.98 KB, 620x918, 1490158595-20170322S3_107.png)

ID: 519b3  No.8567

File: 1490594009156.png (166.23 KB, 620x918, 1490592099-announce-201703….png)

ID: 519b3  No.8584

File: 1490813596982.png (170.9 KB, 620x918, 1490761366-20170329S3_109.png)

They did not consider, however, that the confused are often the most liable to lash out at this kind of shit.

ID: 6aa5c  No.8585

Thanks Grace for saying what needs to be said.

ID: 519b3  No.8593

File: 1490935201733.png (179.24 KB, 620x918, 1490934653-20170331S3_110.png)

Guess he's doing Ashley a favor.

Heh, perks of being best friends with a techno-magic savant.

ID: 519b3  No.8614

File: 1491195564421.png (185.72 KB, 620x918, 1491192659-20170403S3_111.png)

ID: 519b3  No.8620

File: 1491418512346.png (249.88 KB, 620x918, 1491371582-20170405S3_112.png)

ID: 519b3  No.8629

File: 1491553199799.png (256.3 KB, 620x918, 1491544237-20170407S3_113.png)

So much like Sarah self-reflecting and losing access to being marked when initially offered it, Tedd would lose his unique gift if he knew what he was.

ID: 519b3  No.8655

File: 1491812636835.png (222.54 KB, 620x918, 1491809834-20170410S3_114.png)

Wait, weren't Egyptian gods second only to the Greek gods in the sport of douchebaggery?

I guess Dan is channeling that into the commentary instead by telling us we won't be learning what these are in the next strip but later on.

ID: 519b3  No.8662

File: 1491988603368.png (149.63 KB, 620x918, 1491975231-20170412S3_115.png)

ID: 2f8c3  No.8674

So, gryphons, aberration mercenaries, the fire people… Do all immortals have a thing for such needlessly complicated plots?

Could he just like, find someone gullible/crazy enough, have them get a gun and go shot any of Tedd's friends? That would be way easier and I doubt any of them would expect it.

ID: 519b3  No.8676


It seems they do prefer it that way, boredom and the chance to fail making things interesting.

Though in Voltaire's case, he seems more determined to succeed than to fail.

As for the lunatic gunman idea, that would require foreshadowing in advance for it to be more than a cheap move that removes a character from the series. It'd be interesting, but very cheap (and I'm pretty sure some of us would quit the comic ENTIRELY if a few particular characters were the victim of it).

ID: 519b3  No.8688

File: 1492194159321.png (182.73 KB, 620x918, 1492148647-20170414S3_116.png)

Oh goodie, hopefully something to speculate on. Probably has to do with Pandora's transformation after not reincarnating herself at the 200 year mark.

ID: 5f62a  No.8689

They are decendants of…Jesus Christ. Oh wait, that was the plot to Bizarre Uprising.

ID: 82987  No.8709

File: 1492472608537.png (180.13 KB, 620x918, 1492411452-20170417S3_117.png)

And now Justin finally makes his appearance in this multi-part plot.

And no Justin, you'd need like a catastrophe to distract her from thinking about meeting up with her presumed sister.

ID: 5f62a  No.8718

File: 1492634804513.png (172.16 KB, 620x918, 1492571935-20170418S3_118.png)

Date Boys, Get Paid.

ID: 82987  No.8719


It's like divorce, but without Miss's comp!

Or widow's comp, if you want to get brutal about it.

ID: 82987  No.8723

File: 1492833228395.png (182.83 KB, 620x918, 1492763659-20170421S3_119.png)

ID: 82987  No.8783

File: 1493062439925.png (161.52 KB, 620x918, 1492994133-20170424S3_120.png)


ID: 82987  No.8815

File: 1493190581734.png (161.3 KB, 620x918, 1493175201-20170426S3_121.png)

Apparently we will not what goes on next because Dan has decided to go to yet ANOTHER FUCKING SCENE on friday's comic.

I'm kind of thinking of quitting posting this comic for a few weeks-2 months as a personal protest.

ID: 5f62a  No.8817

I'll keep up in your place, who knows, something interesting might happen? But yeah, he does abuse the cliffhanger.

ID: 5f62a  No.8822

File: 1493293500821.png (354.04 KB, 620x918, tumblr_op1tiegu401v0psxyo1….png)

Worth posting

ID: 5f62a  No.8833

File: 1493374967419.png (171.66 KB, 620x918, 1493360167-20170428S3_122.png)

Jesus Christ!

ID: 5f62a  No.8861

File: 1493804970521.png (173.51 KB, 620x918, 1493798880-20170503S3_124.png)

ID: 82987  No.8864

File: 1493870784978.png (148.54 KB, 620x918, 1493663341-20170501S3_123.png)

Just breaking my protest fasting to post monday's.

ID: 5f62a  No.8889

File: 1493947560670.png (191.1 KB, 850x1080, tumblr_opgh2bFFWU1v0psxyo1….png)

have a bouncy big tiddy grace.

ID: 5f62a  No.8898

File: 1494011820090.png (79.21 KB, 850x306, 1493973434-np20170505-FAW-….png)

I know that we haven't been posting NPs lately, but this one got a chuckle out of me.

ID: 82987  No.8904


Yeah, the catalina arc was just going on too long for me that I lost interest. Then he threw another pointless writer's block comic (on FO4 no less). I think the current one is a non-canon change blindness experiment?

ID: 5f62a  No.8905

yes, there's a few good transformations in it.

ID: 82987  No.9057

File: 1495616944786.png (159.58 KB, 620x918, 1494233355-20170505S3_125.png)

Alright I think I fasted enough from posting. Let's do this!

ID: 82987  No.9058

File: 1495616965190.png (148.83 KB, 620x918, 1494234610-20170508S3_126.png)

ID: 82987  No.9059

File: 1495616992015.png (167.89 KB, 620x918, 1494409088-20170510S3_127.png)

ID: 82987  No.9060

File: 1495617008458.png (163.28 KB, 620x918, 1494580066-20170512S3_128.png)

ID: 82987  No.9061

File: 1495617077728.png (165.83 KB, 620x918, 1495598828-20170515S3_129.png)

ID: 82987  No.9062

File: 1495617105127.png (172.01 KB, 620x918, 1495093771-20170518S3_130.png)

ID: 82987  No.9063

File: 1495617122748.png (172.08 KB, 620x918, 1495431629-20170522S3_131.png)

ID: 82987  No.9064

File: 1495617138222.png (162.34 KB, 620x918, 1495595553-20170524S3_132.png)

ID: 82987  No.9075

File: 1495830957215.png (162.6 KB, 620x918, 1495816845-20170526S3_133.png)

For example, changing gender in a perfect manner while being unable to properly disclose their source would be suspicious. Their own identity would be held in legal question as well, if they are able to shift gender at will it raises flags on their license, passports, and other means that require identification (imagine getting pulled over as the opposite sex). And I reckon if magic changes, so will magic marks.

ID: 5f62a  No.9076

Not to mention people awakening and potentially learning more dangerous magic powers.

ID: 82987  No.9085

File: 1496047397409.png (173.1 KB, 620x918, 1496031896-20170529S3_134.png)

ID: 82987  No.9098

File: 1496207823391.png (148.79 KB, 620x918, 1496031808-20170531S3_135.png)

Apparently that spell from the egsnp is canon now.

Sounds like a skill an identity terrorist would use.

ID: 842bb  No.9115

File: 1496397112429.png (124.85 KB, 620x918, 1496364133-20170602S3_136.png)

Time for masturbation AND Orgy

ID: f6152  No.9117


I'm still not reading this but I popped this open just because of the text commented with it.

If I wasn't so tired of the social lecturing I'd be equally tired of the whole "Ha ha we could be doing some really wild and neat stuff but we're JUST SO MORAL that we don't!" schtick.

Shit or get off the fetish-pot, Dan.

ID: 82987  No.9120


Yeah. Seems like he explores the more sexual aspects of it in either the pin-ups or the egsnp, but when it goes into the main story it's only for humor or to demonstrate reasons/morality in not using it.

Not counting stuff like the date arc with Elliot/Ashley.

ID: 82987  No.9128

File: 1496653071663.png (164.68 KB, 620x918, 1496364075-20170605S3_137.png)

At first I thought that was elliot, but I reckon she wouldn't be as into him at this point.

Still, buff catboys aren't too shabby.

ID: 5f62a  No.9129

The first one is kind-of elliot with super muscles.

ID: 82987  No.9136

File: 1496823579235.png (158.64 KB, 620x918, 1496634096-20170607S3_138.png)

yeeep, no implication of her getting gang-banged by a trio of neko-elliots to be had here.

ID: 82987  No.9141

File: 1496985996437.png (149.22 KB, 620x918, 1496981350-20170609S3_139.png)

I'm guessing she is asking because of the silence?

ID: 82987  No.9154

File: 1497261831083.png (157.42 KB, 620x918, 1496635488-20170612S3_140.png)


I am guessing immortals also suffer from stuff like hormones and empathy when under the influence of age shifting. But maybe not, could just be a moment of weakness with Pandora's humanization (so to speak).

ID: 5f62a  No.9160

File: 1497434020351.png (165.31 KB, 620x918, 1497392167-20170614S3_141.png)

She lied and said that Elves are infertile! Motherfucker!

ID: 82987  No.9172

File: 1497601943454.png (156.23 KB, 620x918, 1497580866-20170616S3_142.png)

If I had to guess, him being tied to whatever Immortals are should they go past their age limit will coincide with being possessed by that body snatcher.

ID: 82987  No.9184

File: 1497867084236.png (146.96 KB, 620x918, 1497839903-20170619S3_143.png)

ID: 82987  No.9193

File: 1498119509611.png (124.95 KB, 620x918, 1498016840-20170621S3_144.png)

Sorry, been too busy playing FF14 to post here these past few days.

ID: 82987  No.9195

File: 1498249096648.png (109.36 KB, 620x918, 1498187245-20170623S3_145.png)

ID: 82987  No.9210

File: 1498457596032.png (157.59 KB, 620x918, 1498447774-20170626S3_146.png)

Her walking through furniture doesn't help the creepiness of her appearance.

ID: 82987  No.9221

File: 1498626177635.png (161.12 KB, 620x918, 1498617893-20170628S3_147.png)

I'd be upset too, having to teach but never receive magic.

Even the kindest, must enthusiastic teacher in the world needs some fringe benefits beyond helping others if their passion in life is beyond their reach.

ID: 7d5bd  No.9222

>you're a wizard, harry

ID: 5f62a  No.9227

File: 1498833485480.png (157.52 KB, 620x918, 1498794115-20170630S3_148.png)

The power was inside of you this whole time.

ID: d9921  No.9232

so what you are saying is: I can use spells, I just need a medium to do so?

ID: 3eeb2  No.9234


What I don't understand is why Magic does this. Why humans shouldn't have a good understanding of it?

ID: 5f62a  No.9235

Probably because it's fuckin' dangerous. Everyone having access to magic also means every terrible person has access to magic. How soon we forget the "Tengu" incident.

ID: 3eeb2  No.9238


Inmortals can be evil fucks too and they get magic. Not to say all the abominations and demons and what not. What makes humans any worse?

ID: 5f3c5  No.9244

The problem is that abomonations start out as ordinary people who use magic to extend their lives. Wide access to magic means that many more abominations.

ID: 82987  No.9249

File: 1499251325882.png (175.91 KB, 620x918, 1499220592-20170705S3_150.png)

Mayhaps this is a glimmer of what Raven's influence had on Tedd's family.

Would probably contribute to his resentment of pandora, if he learned that behavior from her.

ID: 82987  No.9254

File: 1499405545011.png (170.85 KB, 620x918, 1499396098-20170707S3_151.png)

Oh boy, Lord Tedd. While I can appreciate Dan's throwback to his roots, I always considered the Lord Tedd storyline to be like a cockroach: It's not noticeable until it comes crawling in your view and you can't help but be repulsed at it.

ID: 04e9a  No.9259

Holy shit, I know you're immortal, but seriously, can you just die already? Because you are a terrible, terrible parent, and you're not going to get any better.

ID: 5f62a  No.9262

She HAS been putting it off.

ID: 82987  No.9268

File: 1499677336057.png (149.97 KB, 620x918, 1499658599-20170710S3_152.png)

Purely hindsight, Pandora. The situation has coalesced into a confrontation and realization that up until now eluded you.

Not to mention being held to more scrutiny by your son the moment he realizes your hand is involved with Tedd's improvement in magical capabilities (and possibly filling the hole in Tedd's heart where his mother's love should be).

ID: 82987  No.9289

File: 1500008473728.png (150.21 KB, 620x918, 1499833365-20170712S3_153.png)

whoops missed a page.

ID: 82987  No.9290

File: 1500008565665.png (161.26 KB, 620x918, 1500004842-20170714S3_154.png)

I figured his aunt would have powers…I'm guessing she preferred to run a family instead of putting herself at the whims of a magical pursuit.

ID: 82987  No.9321

File: 1500581912756.png (173.39 KB, 620x918, 1500252153-20170717S3_155.png)

Huh. That didn't occur to me but now it seems so obvious.

ID: 82987  No.9322

File: 1500581970007.png (165.11 KB, 620x918, 1500569165-20170719S3_156.png)

2 breakdowns in 1 day. This whole humanity thing really hit her like a ton of bricks.

ID: 82987  No.9323

File: 1500590234535.png (86.18 KB, 850x306, 1500498076-np20170719-ED-2….png)

I don't follow the Newspaper strips much, but this was post-worthy.

Tedd being a closet furry with a BBW build.

ID: 82987  No.9325

File: 1500612434753.png (156.36 KB, 620x918, 1500609891-20170721S3_157.png)

ID: 5f62a  No.9381

File: 1500769843722.png (305.11 KB, 1280x960, tumblr_otilfi3JWL1v0psxyo1….png)

Sarah just realizing that she's naked in Tedd's basement.

ID: 82987  No.9404

File: 1500957642805.png (173.66 KB, 620x918, 1500869582-20170724S3_159.png)

"And now for my next magic trick, I shall make this dick…DISAPPEAR!"

ID: 82987  No.9406

File: 1501095574540.png (145.44 KB, 620x918, 1501042795-20170726S3_159.png)

ID: 82987  No.9420

File: 1501252932326.png (165.68 KB, 620x918, 1501216323-20170728S3_160.png)

Heh, this must be like teaching Adrian his first spells to her.

ID: 04e9a  No.9421

>learn magic
>immediately use it to genderbend

This fucking comic.

ID: 57dd3  No.9422

Well that was the personal spell that he got.

ID: f6152  No.9429


I mean it's Tedd so.

ID: 82987  No.9438

File: 1501493312727.png (142.21 KB, 620x918, 1501473105-20170731S3_161.png)

I dunno, if he wants to see if cheerleadra's clothing would change with the wand it'd plausible he'd do it.

ID: e7dae  No.9440

There's no way that this could go wrong in a very specfic circumstance. Why would I even think that? Oh well

ID: 82987  No.9447

File: 1501654688084.png (133.32 KB, 620x918, 1501644440-20170802S3_162.png)

Tedd becoming one of those trolls but with tits.

The Dam dolls I mean, not the internet variety or the kind you find under bridges.

ID: 82987  No.9462

File: 1502002166083.png (138.53 KB, 620x918, 1501817932-20170804S3_163.png)

Thread is nearing bumping limit. May add the next page tomorrow on a new thread.

ID: 200ff  No.9476


How long till Ted begins to feel better with his female form, and comes to a "I'm crushing on Elliot" realization.

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